when you’re working in a bridal shop at Flushing Queens and your boyfriend kicks you out in one of those crushing scenes.
when sweat pants are the only thing that fits you right now.
Y U SO LAWWWWWWBLY!?!?!?!?!
Crap. I have no idea what to do.
awww titsmachine nicky seymour is tumblring
when Janis Ian comes up to you and starts talking about crack.
even more awkward if she mentions her mums chest hair :S
feeling a massive jonesing for some chocolate gonna wait till the rents go to sleep before i stuff my face
1. Describe yourself - poker face
2. What do people feel when they’re around you? - we are the people
3. Describe your current relationship - Everyday
4. Where would you like to be right now? - sweaty
5. How do you feel about love? - drunk skunk
6. What is your life like? - hide and seek
7. What would you wish for if you only had one wish? - walk with me
8. Say something wise - pussy, money, weed
9. How would you describe yourself? - electric slide
10. What do you look for in a girl? - Invader must die
11. How do you feel today - champion (ron artest luckiest pick ever)
12. What’s your life’s purpose? - everyday i’m hustling (HAHAHAHA)
13. What is your motto? - cocaine
14. What do your friends think of you? - long distance runaround
15. What do your parents think of you? - Like a Boss
16. What do you think about very often? - Survive
17. What do you think of your best friend? - day ’ n’ night
18. What do you think of the person you like? - bad romance
19. What is your life story? - sucker punch
20. What do you want to be when you grow up? - always strapped
21. What will you dance to at your wedding? - Symphonies ft kid cudi
22. What will play at your funeral? - chocolate rain
23. Biggest fear? - rebel without a pause
24. Biggest secret? - we made you
ns ns ns ns ns ns
mad bass from a song
cassandra is obviously a boss following me on tumblr