poop.

thatawkwardmoment:

when you’re working in a bridal shop at Flushing Queens and your boyfriend kicks you out in one of those crushing scenes.

thatawkwardmoment:

when sweat pants are the only thing that fits you right now.

Y U SO LAWWWWWWBLY!?!?!?!?!

nick-seymour:

Crap. I have no idea what to do.

awww titsmachine nicky seymour is tumblring

thatawkwardmoment:

when Janis Ian comes up to you and starts talking about crack.

 even more awkward if she mentions her mums chest hair :S

feeling a massive jonesing for some chocolate gonna wait till the rents go to sleep before i stuff my face

1. Describe yourself - poker face
2. What do people feel when they’re around you? - we are the people
3. Describe your current relationship - Everyday
4. Where would you like to be right now? - sweaty
5. How do you feel about love? - drunk skunk
6. What is your life like? - hide and seek
7. What would you wish for if you only had one wish? - walk with me
8. Say something wise - pussy, money, weed
9. How would you describe yourself? - electric slide
10. What do you look for in a girl? - Invader must die
11. How do you feel today - champion (ron artest luckiest pick ever)
12. What’s your life’s purpose? - everyday i’m hustling (HAHAHAHA)
13. What is your motto? - cocaine
14. What do your friends think of you? - long distance runaround
15. What do your parents think of you? - Like a Boss
16. What do you think about very often? - Survive
17. What do you think of your best friend? - day ’ n’ night
18. What do you think of the person you like? - bad romance
19. What is your life story? - sucker punch
20. What do you want to be when you grow up? - always strapped
21. What will you dance to at your wedding? - Symphonies ft kid cudi
22. What will play at your funeral? - chocolate rain
23. Biggest fear? - rebel without a pause
24. Biggest secret? - we made you

ns ns ns ns ns ns

mad bass from a song

therossyp:

cassandra is obviously a boss following me on tumblr n shit

cassandra is obviously a boss following me on tumblr